CHEEKY MONKEY FAN CLUB PAGE.

It's me.. CHEEKY.

HOWDY DOODY !

Hello boys and girls.....welcome to my FAN CLUB.

I would love you to become a member of my fan club....all you do is send me a comment( at the bottom of this page)....send me a joke...a question...a recipe for bananas....or anything funny......and i will put it on my fan club page.

Here are some more of your questions that you would like to know about me.

Sam from spalding asks '' what are your favorite t.v programmes ?''

My favorite t.v programmes are.....any politics programmes ( yuck !...only joking )....i like Dennis and gnasher....Horrid Henry....Sponge Bob Square Pants....Horrible histories...fairly odd parents...the simpsons...the worst witch.....mostly cartoons.

Ethan from longthorpe asks '' who are your favorite bands or singers?''

Ooooooh !....my favorites are.....Elvis presley.....Jedward(they have hair like me )...micheal jackson....Bad manners and Madness.....The monkees.....Artic monkeys ( i like their name)....cheeky girls ( ha ha ha )....any thing you can dance to.....or moon walk to.

Stacey from walton asks '' Who are your friends? ''

Oooooooh !....lots of friends....The prime minister (only joking)....kevin the monkey (he's my bestest friend....we get up to lots of cheeky fun )....ruffles..monty..janna..banjo..chubby..bananas the monkey and lots of other monkey friends....Simon Cowell (he's in my fan club)...Dusty the magician...Sonny the magician.....and you !

........and now some JOKES !

What goes hick hock ! hick hock ! ?

A clock with hiccups ! (ha ha ha )

Why are elephants so wrinkly ?

Because its too big to fit on an ironing board ( ha ha ha )

Whats round,white and giggles ?

A tickled onion (ha ha ha )

Why do bees buzz ?

Because they cant sing ( ha ha ha )

Thank you for being my friend.....please visit again very soon.

Dont forget to leave a comment....or a joke...or a question.

BYE for now.

CHEEKY MONKEY..X X X

CHEEKY MONKEY FAN CLUB PAGE.

THE FAN CLUB OF

HOWDY DOODY CHILDREN !

Welcome to my page....FAN CLUB.

I would love to come to your party and entertain you...but i would have to bring that smelly DUSTY the magician with me...i hope you dont mind ?.

Lots of boys and girls ask me a lot of questions....so i am going to answer some of them for you.
Liam from werrington asks ''what is your favorite food?''

My favorite food is...stew and dumplings (yuck !) only joking....bananas..of course....and jelly...and custard....and chocolate and sweets....but of course i have to brush my teeth,because too many sweets will make your teeth bad.
lucy from crowland asks ''what are your favorite things?''

My favorite things are my practical jokes....like my whoopee cushion....when dusty sits down it makes a rude bottom sound....PARP!....ha ha ha....my squirty flower...when dusty goes to smell it,its squirts water in his face....ha ha ha...they are so much fun.

Archie from bourne asks '' what do you love the most ?''

I love children....my mum and dad...my brother and sister...dusty the magician...bananas...custard and jelly...all my fans....being silly.

If you have a question to ask...join my followers on this page...or leave a comment.

JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES.....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....

What did the banana say to the monkey ?

Nothing !....bananas can't talk.


What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear ?

Anything you like...he wont hear you.

Did you know they are not growing bananas any longer ?

Because they are long enough already !


THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY PAGE.....PLEASE COME BACK SOON.

CHEEKY MONKEY X X X