Friday, December 3, 2010

HELPING CHARITIES.....CONTACT DUSTY TODAY !

















MAGICAL ENTERTAINMENT SINCE 2003.



Charity volunteers work very hard all year round in all weathers,rain or shine to help raise money for un-well children...unwanted animals...the elderly...the church or schools.
Aid workers give up their weekends to put much time and effort into something they feel passionate about....and all they ask from you is to support their cause by giving just a few pennies as the government do not support them.
Dusty the magic man helps many charities and good causes by attending events for FREE by the way of entertaining children.
If you have a local event in the future and DUSTY is available,PLEASE give him a call...he is always willing to lend a hand and help raise money for charity.
A small donation can be given to his own favoured charity,which he sponsers every year and has raised hundreds......but make sure you phone today and book well in advance.
CONTACT;
01733 574545
MBL; 07593632000
DUSTY......ALWAYS HERE TO LEND A HAND.....AND MAKE PEOPLE SMILE.





















Sunday, November 28, 2010

CHRISTMAS WISHES FROM DUSTY











DUSTY WISHES YOU ALL A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
A MASSIVE THANK YOU TO ALL MY CUSTOMERS FOR THIS YEAR
.
GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE CHARITIES,WHO HAVE BRAVED ALL WEATHERS,RAISING MONEY FOR MUCH NEEDED CAUSES....I HOPE MY CONTRIBUTION HELPED AND RAISED A FEW SMILES TOO.
THANK YOU FOR ALL THE LOVELY FEED BACK.
BOOKINGS TAKEN NOW FOR 2011.......DONT DELAY.....BOOK TODAY.
01733 574545
07593632000

Wednesday, November 17, 2010

DUSTY KINDA MAGIC SHOWS.







DUSTY - KINDA MAGIC SHOWS.
SINCE 2003.
Affordable....professional childrens entertainment.
Hundreds of childrens parties and events throughout 2010.
1 hour shows full of the best magic....comedy...puppets and audience participation.
This is the ultimate party entertainment for your child.
'' Fantastic show !.....thank you for making my son feel special on his birthday ''
rosie of peterborough.
'' Absolutely mad !.....we all loved the show..worth every penny and more ''
clare of spalding.
''Super show.....we would highly recommend you to all parents...great fun ''
lee of peterborough.
The house party specialist.
Ideal for small parties.
C.R.B registered
Umbrellered under the hereward care homes assoc.
A member of the world wide magicians directory.
DONT DELAY....BOOK TODAY.
BOOK IN ADVANCE FOR 2011.
01733 574545
MBL : 07593632000

Monday, November 1, 2010

MAKE EM LAUGH...CHILDRENS PARTY FUN.




MAKE EM LAUGH !


Us adults forget how entertaining magicians are...and how much joy they gave us when we were kids.
Today there is so much on offer for our children but at a very expensive price.
A magician offers a more personal touch to their party...it's safe fun and the memories last longer.
Lets face it.....children can go bowling....go-karting..paint balling and the cinema any time of the year.
A magic show is a one time special event.
My charge rates are the most affordable around and i offer a 100% professional and entertaining show.
Many of my customers have re-booked me for their younger children the following year and i have a good reputation and heart felt feed back,which drives me to continue entertaining at a higher level each time.
Most of my bookings are for house parties and small audiences.....i also entertain for toddler groups and pre-schools.
What ever your event......DUSTY will make it a joyous day.
CONTACT DUSTY TODAY.
01733 574545
mbl : 07593632000
txt and he will reply a.s.a.p.
MILES MORE SMILES........WITH DUSTY THE MAGICIAN.
c.r.b registered
umbrellered by the hereward care homes assoc.
a member of the world wide magicians directory.

Monday, October 18, 2010

CHEEKY MONKEY FAN CLUB PAGE.



It's me.. CHEEKY.






HOWDY DOODY !
Hello boys and girls.....welcome to my FAN CLUB.
I would love you to become a member of my fan club....all you do is send me a comment( at the bottom of this page)....send me a joke...a question...a recipe for bananas....or anything funny......and i will put it on my fan club page.
Here are some more of your questions that you would like to know about me.
Sam from spalding asks '' what are your favorite t.v programmes ?''
My favorite t.v programmes are.....any politics programmes ( yuck !...only joking )....i like Dennis and gnasher....Horrid Henry....Sponge Bob Square Pants....Horrible histories...fairly odd parents...the simpsons...the worst witch.....mostly cartoons.
Ethan from longthorpe asks '' who are your favorite bands or singers?''
Ooooooh !....my favorites are.....Elvis presley.....Jedward(they have hair like me )...micheal jackson....Bad manners and Madness.....The monkees.....Artic monkeys ( i like their name)....cheeky girls ( ha ha ha )....any thing you can dance to.....or moon walk to.
Stacey from walton asks '' Who are your friends? ''

Oooooooh !....lots of friends....The prime minister (only joking)....kevin the monkey (he's my bestest friend....we get up to lots of cheeky fun )....ruffles..monty..janna..banjo..chubby..bananas the monkey and lots of other monkey friends....Simon Cowell (he's in my fan club)...Dusty the magician...Sonny the magician.....and you !
........and now some JOKES !
What goes hick hock ! hick hock ! ?
A clock with hiccups ! (ha ha ha )
Why are elephants so wrinkly ?
Because its too big to fit on an ironing board ( ha ha ha )
Whats round,white and giggles ?
A tickled onion (ha ha ha )
Why do bees buzz ?
Because they cant sing ( ha ha ha )
Thank you for being my friend.....please visit again very soon.
Dont forget to leave a comment....or a joke...or a question.
BYE for now.
CHEEKY MONKEY..X X X

Sunday, October 17, 2010

CHEEKY MONKEY FAN CLUB PAGE.


THE FAN CLUB OF

HOWDY DOODY CHILDREN !
Welcome to my page....FAN CLUB.
I would love to come to your party and entertain you...but i would have to bring that smelly DUSTY the magician with me...i hope you dont mind ?.
Lots of boys and girls ask me a lot of questions....so i am going to answer some of them for you.
Liam from werrington asks ''what is your favorite food?''
My favorite food is...stew and dumplings (yuck !) only joking....bananas..of course....and jelly...and custard....and chocolate and sweets....but of course i have to brush my teeth,because too many sweets will make your teeth bad.
lucy from crowland asks ''what are your favorite things?''
My favorite things are my practical jokes....like my whoopee cushion....when dusty sits down it makes a rude bottom sound....PARP!....ha ha ha....my squirty flower...when dusty goes to smell it,its squirts water in his face....ha ha ha...they are so much fun.
Archie from bourne asks '' what do you love the most ?''
I love children....my mum and dad...my brother and sister...dusty the magician...bananas...custard and jelly...all my fans....being silly.




If you have a question to ask...join my followers on this page...or leave a comment.


JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES.....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....JOKES....


What did the banana say to the monkey ?


Nothing !....bananas can't talk.


What do you call a monkey with a banana in each ear ?

Anything you like...he wont hear you.

Did you know they are not growing bananas any longer ?

Because they are long enough already !


THANK YOU FOR VISITING MY PAGE.....PLEASE COME BACK SOON.

CHEEKY MONKEY X X X

Friday, September 24, 2010

LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED.
















DUSTY MILLER MAGICAL ENTERTAINER SINCE 2003.
c.r.b registered.
umbrellered under the hereward care home assoc.
a member of the magicians world wide web.
One hour of fun and magic.
puppets.
audience participation.
'' Thank you for a great show..highly reccomended''
'' As i couldn't find any feed back,i took the chance....i made the right choice...you were exellent''
AVAILABLE;
Birthdays....fetes....house parties...clubs...walk about magic....mums and tot groups...charity.
CUSTOMERS :
Tesco....latchfords...shire hotels...east of england show ground....city council...remco ltd...mcdonalds.....beavers and cubs....pre-schools....many more.
Age groups ;
PRE-SCHOOL TO 5 yrs.
5 yrs to 7 yrs.
PURSE FRIENDLY....100% PROFESSIONAL....POLITE....RELIABLE SERVICE.
CONTACT....
01733 574545
MBL:07593632000
THE BEST PARTY ENTERTAINMENT WITH DUSTY THE MAGIC MAN.

Sunday, September 5, 2010

Halloween and christmas party's




HALLOWEEN PARTY
Trick or Treat !
Theres plenty of tricks and much surprise.
Get the children to dress up in their halloween costumes and prepare for a fun spooky show.
Dont worry! mums and dads.....this is not a show that will give the children nightmares.
For the younger audience there is a story and dancing to some fun halloween music...and of course ....MAGIC.
The halloween shows start from 20th october upto 31st october.
But hurry !........last year i was fully booked for this show.













CHRISTMAS PARTY


Tis the season to be jolly !
This is the ultimate christmas present for fun and laughter.
Get the children to dress up in their best christmas costumes and get ready to celebrate the best time of year.
For the younger audience there is a story and dancing to the sounds of christmas and of course...MAGIC.
WARNING !......
This is my most busiest time of year....so please book now ! to avoid disapointment.
My christmas shows run from december 1st until december 31st.
House party's are the most popular bookings in my diary and the children feel more relaxed in their own enviroment....and that is why my rates are so low.....to book a hall can cost in the region of £25 to £30 per hour...that is without any entertainment....it also saves you carrying food and presents from home to hall and back.
Give me a call today.
01733 574545
mbl 07593632000






Friday, August 20, 2010

HALLOWEEN AND CHRISTMAS BOOKINGS.






HELLO !......WELCOME TO DUSTY'S SITE.
HALLOWEEN and CHRISTMAS are seasonal
times of cellebration....so why not have a fancy dress party at home or at a venue.
Magic shows are not just for birthdays....they are for all occassions...so why not have a seasonal party !
My charge rates are the best rates you will find...they start at £45 to £60 (depending where the party is )
My shows are approx 1 hour....full of magical excitement....audience participation and puppets.
Seasonal parties are more popular than birthday parties...and my busiest time of year...so my advice is to book now !
Contact me now !
01733 574545
mbl 07593632000
Purse friendly rates....proffesional...polite and friendly service since 2003.

Friday, June 25, 2010

THE STORY OF DUSTY PART ONE




DUSTY MILLER,CHILDRENS MAGICAL ENTERTAINER SINCE 2003
It all started back in 2003 (by accident),it was during my sons pre-school christmas party,the children waited with baited breath for santa to walk through the door,but he wasn't due for another hour,so in the mean time a magician was booked to entertain,but all was not well...he failed to turn up....nothing was going right........suddenly a voice called from the back of the room...it was my wifes voice.....''quick !''she said''go and get your magic stuff''.
Sheer panic had set in because i had never performed in front of an audience...i didnt have a set list,no scripts and some of the tricks i hadn't practiced for ages.
When i returned 10 minutes later,there was a small table set up for me at the end of the room and immediately one of the teachers told the children to sit on the floor ''come on children''she said pointing to where she wanted the children ''give the magic man a round of applause''
I hadn't even took my jacket off and the teacher had pearched herself on a chair to watch the show.
Now the panic had really got to me....a cold winters morning and i was dripping with sweat...i was shaking nervously....i didn't know where to start or what to say.
I turned to the children and in a very kind of strangulated voice i said '' hello goys and birls''
This was going to go down like a led balloon....the first trick went wrong...and the second ''what a laughing stock i was going to be...but then things started getting better because the kids started laughing and clapping....i could feel a tommy cooper act coming on.....
At the end of my 30 minute show,which seemed like 3 hours i seemed to be appologising to the adults for my terrible act they had just witnessed...they replied ''it was a great show''...were they just being kind ?.
When i got home i asked my wife what she thought of the show '' write some scripts...a trick list and a colourful waist coat and then you wont feel so bad and youll know what to say and in what order''
I took her advise and 2 weeks later i had another booking....which went a little better....and i knew that if i dedicated more time to the art of magic and practice then the better i would become.
After another few shows i decided to find out about c.r.b checks and insurances....order more tricks.....my bank balance was almost emptied from my new venture but this is what i wanted out of life....to be an entertainer.
My shows have changed dramatically over the years because i work hard to put together a professional show...a show that will get me noticed as a top entertainer.
Here i am still working towards a high profile magician in peterborough...but they do say it takes years to get established.....watch this space.




















































Sunday, June 13, 2010

QUESTIONS....ANSWERED..






I started performing magic to the public quite late on in life (in my mid 30's),although i practised the art every day and attended magic clubs for many years...i guess i wasn't brave enough to get up in front of an audience until one day in december 2003.
It was at my sons pre school christmas party and the booked magician failed to make an appearence....and my partner shouted across the room ''nows your chance !''.
I went home,gathered up all my magic effects and very nervously put together a show within minutes......lots of fumbles and mistakes happened that day but i knew that this is what i wanted to do.....and here i am.
Why is my charge rates cheaper than the other entertainers ?
I have a full time job and if life was that simple i would have magic as my full time job,but with the state of the country being in a reccession,money is very precious to us all and certain luxuries have to suffer...the public see entertainers as an un-nessersary luxury and bookings become less and less....my charge is aimed at families like my own who have suffered through this financial credit crunch....i just want to put a little fun back into life and offer the lowest rates.
The rates are also low because i am a local entertainer and dont need to add on travel expences as much as i would if i was travling to london or cambridge....my charge does not reflect on how good i am as some customers have asked.
I am professional in every way and my entertainment standards are 100% top quality.
I have been into magic since i was a very young boy and have practiced the art as a hobby religiously...i joined a magic club and learned some amazing magic from the professional magicians and gained lots of respect for taking the art seriously.
I entered lots of compititions in my early days and have spent hundreds of pounds on magic effects,books,videos and dvds.
My shows are practiced and expertly put together and have taken years to get the right balance to bring the very best to audiences.
I have realized that being an entertainer is a lot harder than just being a performer....it's also about selling yourself.....trying to get your name and profession noticed...to get the public to trust that you do exactly what it says on the card or web site.....lots of money is also spent on advertisement (cards....phone calls....magazine and news paper ads....directories..web sites...c.r.b checks....public liability)
So....to be an entertainer costs stacks of money...so give a little thought that we dont just turn up with a cheap deck of cards...a piece of string and a hanky.....we give you top quality in every way,having spent hundreds if not thousands of pounds just to entertain you....we take this art very seriously and i hope you do us too.
THANK YOU FOR READING THIS PAGE
AND I HOPE YOU NOW KNOW A LITTLE MORE ABOUT ENTERTAINERS.
CONTACT :
07593632000

Sunday, May 16, 2010

FEED BACK FROM CUSTOMERS 2010






'' I couldn't find any feed back for your shows....and took the chance of booking you only on the fact you were the cheapest.....you were fantastic !.....your price rates dont reflect on how good you really are......to all parents book him now before his rates rise...brilliant !''
Donna of helpston may 2010
''Thank you for an exellent show...all the people present including us adults loved the show as much as the children''
lou of alwalton may 2010
'' I couldn't source any feed back for you....how ever you were brilliant....ideal for pre-schoolers and adults...well worth the money....you made my daughter feel very special...highly recommended''
Lucy of hampton vale april 2010
'' I came across your buisiness card in a wedding shop....i had never heard of you before and was worried because i (as all brides do )wanted the day to be perfect in every way....you were hired to entertain the children whilst all the speaches and good will messages were read out.....all the adults ended up in the room with all the kids to join in with the fun....i would like to thank you for adding the magical touch to our wedding and would tell others to book you for their wedding too...you were very entertaining and meant so much to our day....thank you so much''
Danni of longthorpe march 2010
''Great entertainment !......you are the best we have seen....highly recommended''
Greg of werrington march 2010
contact 07593632000

GUARANTEED....THE BEST CHILDRENS ENTERTAINMENT.





DUSTY MILLER........MAGICAL ENTERTAINER SINCE 2003.
My shows have been professionally planned over many years to produce the finest magical show around.
I have been a member of magical societies...have studied many magicians at work and practice my shows every day to gain the respect of parents and children to be trusted as a professional childrens entertainer.
I am producing a show i am proud of to entertain both children and adults....infact the whole family.
The biggest critic of my shows is myself.....and as taken many years to accomplish the right measure of both the best magic and entertainment value.
I guarantee a professional and entertaining show at a purse friendly rate (the lowest rates in town ).
I have 2 children,who i try and test my magic shows on regulary (2 of the most hard to please boys)....and i have recieved the thumbs up from them.
So if you want a show that is entertaining and professional.....DUSTY....is the entertainer !
GUARANTEED TO BRING THE BEST MAGICAL ENTERTAINMENT...FUN AND LAUGHTER TO YOUR CHILDS PARTY.
CONTACT....
01733 574545
MBL...07593632000
'' I could get no feed back on how good you were.....i took the chance only on the fact you were the cheapest.......you were absolutely brilliant !.....the charge rate doesn't reflect on how good you really are......amazing entertainer.....highly recommended to all parents....book him now before he raises his charge.....thanks dusty''
Donna of helpston may 2010

Monday, May 10, 2010

HOUSE PARTIES......A WINNER.







DUSTY THE MAGICAL ENTERTAINER SINCE 2003.
HOUSE AND GARDEN PARTIES ARE THE MOST POPULAR BOOKINGS FOR ENTERTAINERS.....MAKE SURE YOU ARE ONE OF THEM .
The charge rates are the lowest in town and the entertainment value is 100% professional magic and fun.
Give your child a special treat this year for their special day....and i'll make it a a party they will remember for years to come as i do when i had entertainers at my parties.....great memories.
My party fun is ideal for 10 to 15 children (and adults)
There are 2 party age groups.....pre-school to 4.....5 to 7 years of age.
THE BEST MAGIC IN TOWN......AND A HOST OF PUPPETS.
CONTACT:
01733 574545
MBL...07593632000(TXT AND I'LL REPLY A.S.A.P )



Monday, May 3, 2010

WHAT DOES DUSTY DO ?




DUSTY THE CHILDRENS ENTERTAINER SINCE 2003.
Dusty offers 2 party shows aimed at 2 age groups.
Pre-school age to age 4...........age 5 to age 7 years.
His shows consist of the best classical and fresh magic tricks assisted by the birthday child.....lots of comedy and audience participation.....and a host of puppet friends.
The tricks are also aimed at the adult veiwers,who also enjoy a good magic show...and this show is certainly good and have had much feed back from the adults to say how much they too have enjoyed the magic.
Theres card tricks....disappearing tricks....coin tricks....comedy tricks....mind blowing tricks....jaw dropping tricks....breath taking tricks....eye popping tricks....infact, a show of the best magic for miles around.
Theres a visit from the kinda magic gang......CARROTS THE RABBIT....DIPPY THE DUCK....AND CHEEKY THE MONKEY...causing a lot of hilarious chaos.

'' A well thought out show that moves all the time....gag after gag...trick after trick...the children were spell bound.....if you need an entertainer,then this guy is the only one to consider....kids and adults will leave the party happy...and wondering HOW did he do that ?''

john richards...pro-magician for 30 years.


Contact....01733 574545
mbl...07593632000






Wednesday, April 28, 2010

WHY BOOK A PARTY ENTERTAINER ?





When i was a child i had an entertainer at my parties....i remember them so well....UNCLE WALLY...was one of the entertainers.....CHARLIE CHUCKLES was another....i remember the fun i had....traditional party fun !
Both my children had entertainers at their parties and my youngest still does even though im an entertainer my self ( i love being entertained...so i join in the party fun ).....IVOR THE MAGIC MAN....MISTER FUZZY....UNCLE MICK....ED STRONG and UNCLE BERNIE have all entertained at my sons birthday parties.....and by watching them prompted me to be a magical entertainer.
There are lots of other birthday treats on offer today for children to celebrate their big day....such as.....activity centeres.....the cinema.....go karting....bowling...paint balling and such.
Sadly...entertainers such as my self are almost phased out because children think that we are not as exciting as the above activities...and we are out of date and can't give them the same ''buzz ''of excitement........wrong ! wrong ! wrong !.
All the mentioned entertainers have practiced....studied...trained and thought out their carefully crafted shows 24/7...365 days a year until they are blue in the face to bring the children tons of excitement...lots of fun and energy and have given all for one hour of their time on their special day to give them some thing to remember their birthday.
We entertainers aim to make the birthday child special...leave them with fond memories....after all they can go to the cinema....bowling...activity centre...any time of the year....but entertainers are a once a year special treat.
Dont make us the last option.
DUSTY:
01733 574545
MBL: 07593632000


Monday, April 26, 2010





DUSTY THE MAGIC MAN SINCE 2003.
House parties are my most popular bookings.
Ideal for 10 to 15 children.
Children are more relaxed in their own home,
and dont run riot like they would in a hired hall,
they respect their home.
Booking me for a home party works out cheaper than booking a hall,
because they can work out very expensive or are booked on the date you require.
My rates are the cheapest in peterborough....the entertainment is 100% professional.
Magic and FUN for ages pre- school age to 7 years old.
AVAILABLE for birthdays...weddings...fetes....clubs and pre-schools.
C.R.B registered.
Umbrellered by the HEREWARD CARE HOMES ASSOC.
A member of THE MAGICIANS WORLD WIDE WEB.
CONTACT.....01733 574545
MBL 07593632000 (txt and ill reply a.s.a.p )

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

WHAT CUSTOMERS HAVE SAID ABOUT DUSTY.












'' Simply amazing...you kept all the children entertained for one whole hour....you deserve a medal to achieve that''

anne of peterborough.



'' I loved cheeky the monkey...i'd love to see him again,because he made me laugh so much....your show was great and you let me help with the magic tricks...i want to be the first girl magician in peterborough''

jessie aged 6 peterborough.



''You put so much fun into the party and even the adults were well amused with the magical surprises.....lots of silly comedy was the right medicine for my son who had just recovered from his operation...thank you for a great show''

liz of peterborough.



''I am writing to you to thank you for a funny magic show....your magic wands were very funny and the monkey was naughty...but i wished i could take him home and take him to school with me...i want to be a magician too''

james aged 5 peterborough



''I would certainly recommend you to all parents....your rates were the lowest quotes and your standards were very high...i have seen 3 other magicians,but they were not as entertaining as you were....you made all the children special and not just my daughter...i'd never heard of you before and took the chance on you being a good entertainer and you passed with flying colours.....i would certainly book you again''

dee of peterborough.



''Thanks dusty !.....hope to see you at my next birthday......please bring cheeky the monkey aswell.....i have sent you a drawing of you and cheeky...hope you like it.''

jack aged 7 peterborough



''We had contacted several entertainers in peterborough but they were either booked or very expensive and by chance i saw your flyer in a local shop and was very doubtful about how professional you would be because of your low rates compared to the others...but i booked you all the same,hoping you would deliver a good show....it wasn't good at all.......it was fantastic....i hope you head right to the top of your profession''

lee of peterborough



CONTACT;

01733 574545

MBL ; 07593632000